… wins prestigious competition!
Harry Arnold has won the Irish Waterways History Christmas Caption Competition and the magnificent prize of a glass of something. “I’m over the moon,” said the excited winner: “it’s just as good as winning the lottery.”
The competition organisers dismissed rumours that they favoured overseas contestants as they would be less likely to be able to collect their prizes. “Quod scripsi, scripsi,” they said, “and our word is our bond.”