… be unconfined: Waterways Ireland’s Annual Report for 2011 has now been released [PDF], just in time for the Christmas market.
Why not slip it into the stocking of your significant other?
And now for the results you’ve been waiting for, the most important information in the annual report.
1. What is John Martin’s job title in Ulster Scots this year?
Alas, the boring Chief Executive has triumphed again: we haven’t even got a Cheif. Bring back the Heid Fector!
2. What is his report called? Foreward bae the Heid Fector, Innin wi tha Heid Fector or (the popular favourite) Twarthy words bae tha heid yin?
Alas again, it’s a boring Foreword by the Chief Executive.
3. What is the Ulster Scots for Waterways Ireland?
This is the only interesting part: it’s still Watterweys Airlann in the logo (presumably it would be too expensive to get that redesigned) but Watterwyes Airlan in the text.
I may find some boring bits elsewhere that I can report on later.